Stop ghosting your investors.

Investor updates, CRM, pipeline tracking, meeting follow-ups. The stuff that takes founders hours every month. Done in 90 seconds with your agentic cofounder.

  • Investor updates. Done.
  • CRM & pipeline tracking. Done.
  • To-do's & tasks from meetings. Done.
  • Control it all with your voice
Investor UpdateMarch 2026

Driftwood Analytics

Revenue

$86K MRR

Runway

15 months

Pipeline

$320K

Asks

Intro to head of logistics at MaerskI can help
Series A lead investor, $2M targetI can help
Weekly UpdateAuto-generated

Week of March 10

Revenue grew 12% MoM to $86K MRR. Closed Clearpath ($45K ARR) and expanded Acme from 20 to 40 seats. Pipeline strong with 3 active fundraising conversations. Burn rate stable at $22K/mo.

$86K+12%

Monthly recurring

15mo

Runway

Pipeline12 contacts
Fundraising
Alfred Lin, Sequoia: data room requested
Sarah Chen, First Round: wants $20K MRR
Sales
Clearpath: $45K ARR closed
Acme Corp: expanding 20 to 40 seats
Hiring
Priya Malik: CTO, 2nd round next week
Morning PulseToday, 7:00 AM
Cash$320,000
Burn$22,000/mo
Runway15 months

Today

10:00Sequoia follow-up: prep data room access
14:00Priya Malik CTO interview, round 2
16:00Acme expansion call, 40 seat contract

Your investors can respond directly. No app needed.

WHAT ALPHAFOUNDER DOES

20+ hours a month. Gone.

Investor updates that never ship. A CRM nobody opens. Follow-ups dying in your inbox. Founders lose entire days to work that should take minutes.

Monthly investor update

Used to take 3-4 hrs

Done

CRM pipeline updates

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Meeting follow-ups

Used to take 30 min/day

Done

Financial snapshot

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Fundraising pipeline

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Morning prep & briefing

Used to take 45 min/day

Done

Contact tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Weekly team update

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Investor ask pages

Used to take 2 hrs/mo

Done

Board deck prep

Used to take 4-6 hrs

Done

Hiring pipeline tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Cold outreach drafts

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Monthly investor update

Used to take 3-4 hrs

Done

CRM pipeline updates

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Meeting follow-ups

Used to take 30 min/day

Done

Financial snapshot

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Fundraising pipeline

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Morning prep & briefing

Used to take 45 min/day

Done

Contact tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Weekly team update

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Investor ask pages

Used to take 2 hrs/mo

Done

Board deck prep

Used to take 4-6 hrs

Done

Hiring pipeline tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Cold outreach drafts

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Cold outreach drafts

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Hiring pipeline tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Board deck prep

Used to take 4-6 hrs

Done

Investor ask pages

Used to take 2 hrs/mo

Done

Weekly team update

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Contact tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Morning prep & briefing

Used to take 45 min/day

Done

Fundraising pipeline

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Financial snapshot

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Meeting follow-ups

Used to take 30 min/day

Done

CRM pipeline updates

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Monthly investor update

Used to take 3-4 hrs

Done

Cold outreach drafts

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Hiring pipeline tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Board deck prep

Used to take 4-6 hrs

Done

Investor ask pages

Used to take 2 hrs/mo

Done

Weekly team update

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Contact tracking

Used to take 1 hr/wk

Done

Morning prep & briefing

Used to take 45 min/day

Done

Fundraising pipeline

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Financial snapshot

Used to take 1-2 hrs

Done

Meeting follow-ups

Used to take 30 min/day

Done

CRM pipeline updates

Used to take 2 hrs/wk

Done

Monthly investor update

Used to take 3-4 hrs

Done

HOW TO GET STARTED

Three steps. 90 seconds. Starting at $9.99/month.

You could paste your numbers into ChatGPT every month. You could set up a spreadsheet and forget about it. You could promise yourself you'll send updates this time.

Or you could spend 90 seconds and never think about it again.

1

Talk to the bot

Tell your agent what happened this month. Voice note, text, whatever's fastest. AlphaFounder remembers your company, your contacts, your metrics. You don't repeat yourself.

2

Get your update

Investor update, CRM, pipeline, follow-ups. All generated, ready to send. It tracks your contacts, sends your updates, and preps your meetings.

3

Go live

Daily pulse, weekly updates, meeting prep. All automated. It gets smarter every week while you do less. That's not a prompt you run once. That's an agent that runs your back office.

Questions

What is AlphaFounder?

An AI agent that generates investor updates, tracks your CRM, and manages founder follow-through. Talk to it for 90 seconds and it handles the rest.

How does it work?

Sign up, join our Discord, and you're on the waitlist. Once activated, your AI agent DMs you and walks you through onboarding in about 90 seconds.

What happens after I sign up?

You'll get a Discord invite. Join the server and you'll land in the waitlist. We activate founders daily. Your agent will DM you when it's your turn.

Can I cancel?

Yes. Cancel anytime from Discord or email us.

How is my data used?

Your financial and meeting data is used only to generate your updates and CRM. We don't share it. We don't train on it. See our privacy policy.